Techie Jargon - Just say NO!

Our competition has us puzzled sometimes!  OF COURSE we do all you're asking.  That, or we shouldn't be providing the services that we do!  Duh...  We worked out how to provide the best services at the lowest cost years ago and we keep getting leaner and meaner! 

Over ten years in this business means we've been there - done that.   But we've also grown services when the old dogs stayed old with their ASP, Coldfusion, Frontpage and Dreamweaver. 

It's gluttonous, expensive, time consuming and in some respects elitist to think business people are buying this 'emperors new clothes'.  Our content management package saves you huge money because you edit your own pages without costly software - right online!  From e-commerce to image galleries; there are over 2200 gadgets we can apply to make your site as powerful and appealing as any site today.

Why should your website provider find it necessary to explain how many pages you get for the price?  With Sitecats, you can make UNLIMITED new pages of rich 'search engine grabbing' content - in your PAJAMAS!  Or, they'll offer how many megs and emails and uptime and programming languages and BLAH BLAH BLAH!  We get paid to think of all this FOR YOU. 

Relax, you've got Sitecats.

But okay.  You need some assurances:

1. You probably can't fill our website space even if you tried.
2. You'll probably have all the emails you could ever want
- and at no extra cost.
3. We'll pay for your domain name when it's due,
so you don't have to remember.  For free.
4. We can help you sell and pull customers.
Let's talk about your sales.
5. We hate to see your eyes glaze over,
so we don't talk tech very much at all. 
6. We have one hosting plan.
It's called success.
7. Can we do the kind of site you need?? 
The answer is yes.

Pick up the phone. 215-723-7050 and ask for John or Jeremy.
Let us slice through the geeky stuff and get you noticed right now.